Here are some conversations that I recently overheard while sitting at a local bar drinking a Coors Light:
“Oh, my titties is sweaty!”
“It was one of those moment where you stop and thank God for air fresheners.”
“I want to get in a bar fight with you. You’re big.”
“I was in total shock. I though it was a women for sure.”
“My mom had this the other night. But, she couldn’t finish it because it was so strong.”
“A reptile dysfunction? Ooh, that’s good.”
“No thanks…I’m trying to stop shaving my arm pits.”
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