Monday, August 07, 2006

Team Names

As a yearly ritual, I am in the midst of attempting to name my fantasy football team for the upcoming season. Here are my current front-runners:

1. Husrt Donut?
2. Hot for 200
3. Shemp and the She-Males
4. GILF Diggers
5. Big Mouth Backdoor Billy Lance Bass

Any feedback from my readers would be appreciated!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Coming Soon


New releases coming soon to a adult video store near you:
1. Butt Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Breast
2. Talladega Dykes: The Ballad of Dickie Knobby
3. VD for Vendetta
4. Garfield 2: A Tale of Two Kitties
5. The Lady-boy in the Water

and finally....Trousers Snakes on a Plane!