DO NOT shake them to get your money back!

According to national research, 13 people are killed each year by a vending machine falling on them.

Dictionary (Re)Addition

Repenised (Ree-PEE-nissed): v. 1. to have one’s penis surgically reattached after having it severed from his body. (ex. Dr. Williams repenised John Bobbitt and is now a national hero.) 2. to have one’s penis surgically reattached after having a sexual reassignment surgery to reverse it affects. (ex. Jamie Lynn was repenised and is once again enjoying his life as a man.) syn. Repetered, recocked, rechoded, redingleberried, retooled, redicked.