During a recent trip to our local casino, I was rudely pushed out of an aisle by a 97 year-old women who was trying to get to her “lucky slot” (machine). Which of the following was my response to her brutal assault?
a. “You’re 97 years old. Your slot may never get lucky again.”
b. “You put the 'f' in gilf"
c. “Nice hooters. Could you kindly lift them off my shoes?”
d. I said nothing. I am spineless.
e. “I must break you.”
f. “Oh, you poor women. Please allow me to move. I am so terribly sorry.”
g. "Is banging!"
h. “You don’t know her, but Sherry is a whore!”
Please feel free to post comments and add your own possible responses.
1 comment:
i. "How much?"
j. "Have you seen my Fleshlight?"
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